Bacon Networks BFP-1 Chassis Makes Zettabit Over Copper A Reality

Author’s note – this is a news release built around an idea for a fictional blog I was going to run set in the future about a network engineer and the products he worked with. I haven’t done much with the idea as there’s only so many hours in a week, but I might get back to it one of these days.

Bacon Networks is proud to announce their first product: the BFP-1 chassis.  The BFP-1, or “big fat pig”, is a 10U, 10-slot chassis with the first truly lossless, infinitely scalable backplane with no slots wasted on supervisor engines.  The slot interconnect options are virtually unlimited, with the Liquid Grease architecture offering a vendor-agnostic interface for any blades you care to use.

The BFP-1 runs SizlOS, the only operating system capable of making forwarding and packet manipulation decisions at wirespeeds up to zettabit.

When populated with BFP-z series blades, the BFP-1 provides zettabit speeds over legacy copper infrastructure, enabling your cube arrays, glass panels, reality constructors, and AI engines (including self-contained) to have philosophically unlimited bandwidth.

The BFP-1 chassis and BFP-z blades are shipping today throughout the Liberated Free States.  If your business is in another zone, contact us about how you can help us with manufacturing and distribution.  We want to take Bacon global, because after all – your network sizzles with Bacon!